Hindi Jokes Collection 2

1.
Saas : Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti kya.

Bahu : Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?


2. 
 Film Director to Actor : Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.

Actor : Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.

Film Director : Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.


3.
Mayawati Lalu ke ghar Goat le ke aati hai.

Lalu : E Bhaiswa ko saath kyun Layi ho ?

Mayawati : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai.

Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!


4.

Principal : Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.

Student : Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?


5.
Dharti par giri hui cigarette ki rakh, cigarette peene wale se boli:
Aaj tere kaaran mera ye haal hua hai. Kal mere kaaran tera..


6.
Girlfriend to Santa : Me tum se tabi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge.

Santa : Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta hai?


7.
Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. 

Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.

Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.

Hindi Teacher : Thak gaye kya?

Santa : Nahi pakk gaya !


8.
Lalu found answer to the most difficult question ever: What came first- the chicken or the egg?

"Hum jiska order pehle dunga, vahi pehle ayega na!"


9.
2 Machr Bate Kr Rhe The
1st Bola - Mai Docter Bnuga.

2ndBola - Main Engineer Bnuga. 
Itne Me Aunti Ne MoRtIN Jla Di.
Mchr Bole - Sali Ne pura Career Khrab Kr Diya.


10.
cycle wale ne 1 Aadmi ko takkar mar di.
Aur bola - Aap bahut lucky ho
Aadmi - kaise
Cycle wala - Aaj meri chutti hai
NAHI TO MAI TRUCK CHALATA HU


11.
Dr. - Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai, I Am So Sorry!

Santa - Sorry Ki Koi Baat Nahi Hai Dr. Saab, Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gaye to 2 Din Bhi Nikal Hi Jayenge..!


12.
Santa Doctor se : Ghar mein check-up ki kya fees hai aapki?

Doctor : 300 rupees..

Santa : Fir jaldi chaliye Dr. Sahab...

Doctor ne car nikali aur Santa ke saath Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye....

Doctor : Mareez kahan hai???

Santa : Mareez koi nahi hai, taxi wala Rs 700 maang raha tha, aap Rs 300 mein le aaye...

Doctor shocked! Santa rocks!