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Kaun Bada
Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha.
Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?
Pujari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada".
Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"
Pujari : "Dharti badi"
Sharabi : "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"
Pujari : "Sheshnaag bada"
Sharabi : "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"
Pujari : "Shiv bada"
Sharabi : "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"
Pujari : "Parbat bada"
Sharabi : "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"
Pujari : "Hanuman bada"
Sharabi : "Hanuman bada toh Ram ke charno me kyon pada"
Pujari : "Ram bada"
Sharabi : "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"
Pujari : "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"
Sharabi : "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"
Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?
Pujari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada".
Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"
Pujari : "Dharti badi"
Sharabi : "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"
Pujari : "Sheshnaag bada"
Sharabi : "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"
Pujari : "Shiv bada"
Sharabi : "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"
Pujari : "Parbat bada"
Sharabi : "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"
Pujari : "Hanuman bada"
Sharabi : "Hanuman bada toh Ram ke charno me kyon pada"
Pujari : "Ram bada"
Sharabi : "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"
Pujari : "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"
Sharabi : "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"
Sorry Wrong Number
Santa calls from Delhi to his wife in Chandigarh ....
Servant picked the phone.
Santa - mem sab se baat karvao.
servant - wo tho sahab ke sath lobby mein baithi hai....
Santa - par sahab to mein hu.
Servant - ab mein kya kru.
Santa - mar do dono ko.
After killing................
Servant - lanshon ka kya kru.
Santa – swimming pool mein phank do.
servant - par hamera ghar mein to swimming pool nhi hai.
Santa - Is it 2673222.......
servant - nahi!
Santa - sorry, wrong number.
Servant picked the phone.
Santa - mem sab se baat karvao.
servant - wo tho sahab ke sath lobby mein baithi hai....
Santa - par sahab to mein hu.
Servant - ab mein kya kru.
Santa - mar do dono ko.
After killing................
Servant - lanshon ka kya kru.
Santa – swimming pool mein phank do.
servant - par hamera ghar mein to swimming pool nhi hai.
Santa - Is it 2673222.......
servant - nahi!
Santa - sorry, wrong number.
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