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Hindi Jokes Collection 1
1.
Patni = sunoji doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke
Aaram ke liye kisi hill station par jane ko kaha hai,
hum kaha jayenge ?????
Pati = Dusre Doctor ke paas ....
2.
1 student ko aapni life pr proud kb hota h ?
jab usko exam me kuch na aa raga ho
or piche se teacher aake kahe
copy chupalo pichhe wala dekh rha h
3.
Brillantly answrd by Bf on breakup
Gf : tujhe mere jaisi ladki kabi nhi mil sakta
Bf : Chill sweethrt, jb muje tu pasand hi nhi to teri jesi Q dhundu
4.
Ajeeb h na 100 ka note bhut zyada lagta h jab ''Garib ko dena ho'' magar hotel me ho to bhut kam Lagta h, 3 minute upper wale ko yaad krna mushkil h, magar 3 hrs film dekhna aasaan, pure din mehnat ke baad jim jane se nhi thakte magar jab MA - BAAP ka pair dabana ho to log thak jate h, Valentain day ko 200 ka gift apne Gf / Bf k liye le jayenge per mothers day per 1 gulab apne maa ko nhi denge, iss msg ko forward karna bhot mushkil hota h, jabki fizul jokes ko 4wrd karna farz ban jata Hai.....
5.
What is the similarity between ,
Manmohan Singh and Indian Cricket Team..?? ?
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Answer : Both of them have a Foreign Coach..
6.
Pati Patni KA JHAGDA HUA
Pati office ja k phone karta hai
khane me kya hai ?????
Patni - Zehar hai.
Pati - tum khakr so jana meine late aaynga
7.
2 boys are talking -
1st boy : Tu mast swimming karta hai re!
.........Kaha pe sikha???
2nd boy - " PANI ME" !!!
8.
One friend says
to another - "I have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, MSN Messenger, Skype and Twitter."
2nd Friend : "Dude, do you have a life?"
1st Friend : "OMG! No! Send me the link!
9.
JIVAN KA SACH
Sachcga pyar hamesha galat Insaan se hota he,
our Jab sachche Insaan se hota he Tab galat waqt pe hota he.
10.
Docter - Aapke 3 daant kaise toot gaye ?
Admi - ji wo wife ne kadak roti banayi thi.
Docter - Tho khane se mana kar dete !!
Admi - Ji wahi to kiya tha us ka natija hai !!:-)))))
11.
Husband Biwi se : Pani pila do..
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......Biwi : Kya pyaas lagi hai?
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Husband (Ghusse se) : "Nahi" Gala check karna hai kahin se "LEAK" to nahi ho Rha!
12.
ARZ KIYA HAI...
AIEEE JYADA HASNE WALE TUJHE BHI GUM HO SAKTA HAI...
GOOR FARMAIGA...
AIEEE JYADA HASNE WALE TUJHE BHI GUM HO SAKTA HAI...
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LAWARIS WASTU NA CHUHE BOMB HO SAKTA HAI!!!
BE AWARE !!
13.
ATTITUDE:
I Love Work.
Unfortunately,
If I Do Work It Gets Finished.
How Can I Finish Something I Luv?
So I Keep Work Pending..
Njoy Laziness ;)
14.
Four things boys do in the Examination Hall :
1. Counting the Girls
2. Counting the fans & tube lights
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3. Reading the brand name of their pen
4. Thinking of studying for at least next Exams
Four things Girls do in the Exam Hall :
1. Write
2. Write
3. Crying
4. Crying...
15.
2011's Girls
Girls 2 shopkeeper :
Bhaiya wo greeting hai jisme likha ho
"U R MY 1st LOVE"
shopkeeper : Haan hai
Girl : Accha to fir 10 dedo.
16.
Modern Style of wedding
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Pujari
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Do You Both Agree To Change Your Facebook Status To MARRIED?
Couple :-Yes, we do..
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Pujari :- Vivah Sammpann.;):p
17.
1 white cat pani me gir gayi to pas baithi black cat kya bolegi
socho
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socho
scientist ki tarh mat socho yr Wo to myau - myau hi bolegi.....
18.
Bell Bjne Pr 1 Chota Bcha Bahr Nikla
Admi : Beta Apke Dad Ghr Pr H ?
Bacha :Ji Woh To Bzar Gye Hue H
Admi : Acha Apne Bde Bhai Ko Bulao
Bacha : Wo Cricket Khelne Gaye H
Admi:Acha Tumari Mom To Ghr Pe Hongi
Bacha:G Wo Apni Frnds K Sath Picnic Pr Gai H
Admi (Gusse Mein) : Toh Beta Aap Ghar Me Kyn Baithe Hain? Aap Bhi Kahin Chle Jao
Bacha : Me Bhi Apne Dost K Ghar Aya Hua Hu.
19.
Height of dedication
Papu 5 minute mai paper chor k chla gya
Teacher : kya hoa paper nhi aata?
Papu : wo bat nhi hai,
Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai..
20.
Woh hume bewafa bolte hai
toh bolte rahe.....
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Woh hume bewafa bolte hai
toh bolte rahe.....
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Mummy bolti hai :- jo bolta hai woh khud hota hai ..:
21.
Sukhi vaivahik jeevan ka raz
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khud ko sher samjho
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aur
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Biwi ko
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RING
MASTER
22.
"LIFE IS VERY BEAUTIFUL"
Terms & Conditions of your WIFE apply!!!!
23.
Lion 1 Buriya Se :
Main Tera Khoon P Jaun Ga
...Buriya :
Pena Hai To Kisi Jawan Mard Ka Pi
Uska Khoon Garam Hoga
Sher: Nahi, Mera Aj Cold Drink Peny Ka Mood Hay.
24.
Khub jamega rang Jab mill baithenge 3 yaar
AAP
MAI
OR
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Thapad padega Agar BAGPIPER ka khayal b aya
ONLY SPRITE
SIDHI BAAT no bakwas
25.
Pathan Rishte kay Liye Tasveer khichwa Raha Tha,
peechy Gadha bhi tasveer main agaya,
Pathan nay tasveer k peechay likh dya..
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Hum aagay wala hay ..;)
26.
Kitna baybus hai Insaan Qismat ke aagay
Her sapna toot jata hai Haqiqat k aagay
Jis ne kabhi jhukna nehi sikha duniya main
Wo bhi jhuk jata h BEGUM k aagay
27.
Apne DIL churaya hm khamosh rhe Apne NEEND churaye hm khamosh rhe Apne STYLE churai hm khamosh rhe, But its too much yaar kam se kam CHAPPAL to wapas kr do........
Different Girlfriends Fighting With Their Bfs
Pilot's Girl Friend - Ziyada Ud Mat Samjha
Teacher's Gf - Mujhe Mat Sikhao Samjhe
Dentist's Gf - Daant Tod K Hath Me De Dungi
Docter's Gf - Tabiyat Durust Kr Doungi
MBA's Gf - Mind Ur Own Business Samjha
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